photoshoot at MARDI

As promised, today I shall upload photos from the shoot.

Sorry ya coz I pakai camera chokia so the quality of the pics might not be as good as expected.

But fret not!! Just log on to Facebook and search NILAM. You can see beautiful photos of the shoot there.

I make up kan je…the rest photographer lah yang buat

Before the make over

after the make over – side view

a little action from the top

isma’s poster, specially done by Mrs.Imran of Nilam

she’s in the mood to pose

trying to find the best angle

got it!

Isma is such a sport. She didn’t turn down any of our suggestions and was game to try everything.

Easy to work with someone like her. 2 thumbs up for her!

Anyways, we really had a great time. Me, myself in particular. I’m looking forward to many more photoshoots like this where I shall provide my services for Nilam’s customers.

 

lupa pendrive

Last Satuday, me and the gurls had fun doing a photoshoot for one of Mrs.Imran’s customer. Well I didn’t do much pon. Just did the model’s make up and touch up. Itu je.

But it was super fun!

Tapi hari nie sangat sedih coz I lupa bawak pendrive. All the photos are in there. Ingatkan nak upload.

Sabar ye kawan-kawan. I’ll upload the photos besok.

On the other side of my super powderful brain, I’m thinking of getting a dslr camera. I sooooooo want one. I’m soooooo in love with the photos a dslr can produce.

Hmmm….

Ok peeps, please visit http://www.facebook.com/#!/nilamboutique for beautiful scarfs and you can click at the right side bar to access Walk In Beauty.

Thanks guys~

orang tak kenang budi – the reply

Dear Efa (a name I made up, hahaha so clever me)…

There are 2 types of people in this world.

First type are the ones who kenang budi sampai mati.

Second are those yang tak kenang budi langsung. Wait, correction. Derang kenang budi tuh tapi buat-buat lupa.

For the first type, syabas mere beta!!

For the second type, here comes my lenghty reply.

I have had this type of people all around  me my entire life. From school to university to work.

The whole 9 mile.

The thing is…what’s fucking insane is that we tend to feel bad when orang tuh yang tak kenang budi. Why is that ek?

For me senang je. Lets call her sis-in-law Otakebu.

Efa, my advice to you is, feel nothing for Otakebu. Because you must always remember orang tak kenang budi nie selalunya has a worst tide to them. Apa yang u nampak is just the surface.

My best advice is to stay clear from people like this.

For me simple je. Since I nie mulut jahat, I akan kasik hentam kaw-kaw je. I will reverse the tables. I will give her the cold shoulder and I will show her my muka gampang.

2 can play the same game. You just have to show her who make play it better.

It’s clear Otakebu is pretending at home to be all nice and all. The truth is she’s not.

Simple, kat rumah rub it in her face that she’s lucky to get the job because of you. You see, if you can’t beat them, then you’ll have to join them. Ber-Tango-lah dengan Otakebu.

To me, if people give me shit, I give you a pie made from shit.

Or you can try reverse psychology. The meaner she is to you, the better you treat  her. Put her mind in the guilty state. Show her that you are nothing like her.

If you cherish her as a friend and you’d like to foster ties, then take advice number 2.

If  not, please practice advice number 1 and have a great day.

Efa, my point will always be, people like that don’t deserve people like you. Me…I’m always struggling to find true friends. The ones around me are always pretentious. Hope I’m not stepping on any ones’ shoes here. I have a handful of great friends whom I can name here 1 by 1.

My life has always been about putting others first. Time and time again I have been stepped on and shoved to the side. No matter what good I do, people always seem unappreciative or salah faham my intentions.

You seem like a great friend to have Efa. And if Otakebu can’t appreciate that, please I ask that you to let it go.

Don’t upset yourself over some fucked person.

Orang macam nie…orang lain memang tak nampak salah silap dia coz dia cam baik, alim, bertudung. Orang selalu lupa yang gambaran luaran hanya menggambarkan luaran semata-mata. Dalam tuh takde siapa tau.

Efa, don’t stress out. Chill a little. You lose 1 sis-in-law, you’ll gain 2 friends.

Fuck it. You don’t have to be nice and try hard just because she’s your sis-in-law. Tak penting pon orang camtuh. Yang penting, your family (which does not consist of her) and your true friends.

Sejauh mana pon die nak pergi kalo orang buat baik kat dia tapi dia balas ngan taik??

I know you feel hurt coz she kindda like stole your friend from you. Tapi itu pon kawan kah? Kalo kawan…she won’t do that. Knowing you have confided in her and trusted her, she wouldn’t push you aside if she was a true friend. Which means she is not lah kan.

Jadiknya pendek kata…hapuskanlah nyamuk dengan Ridsect!

Bitches will always tend to be attracted bitches. Let them flock together. You lose nothing when you don’t associate yourself with them.

orang tak tau kenang budi

Dear all,

While I’m busy writing my next post, I am pasting what a reader (now friend)  of mine emailed me…

Hi Ary,
 
Even i don’t know you personally. Thank you so much for wasting your time listening to my “grandmother / grandfather story”L. It all started 1 week b4 fasting month this year. Everything was just fine between me and her. To make it worst there another “whore” involve in this situation/ story. This whore is use to okay with me we use to go out lunch together. To me it’s normal la to bitch about you “in-laws” kan. So I use to bitch about my in-laws to this whore. Some how when I brought my is in law to work in same comp with me this whore became very close with her. They go out together and everything, until one stage their will go out together without me being around, infect mcm gampang la kiranye dorang keluar tak ajak skali. Fine, after that I notice yg 2 ekor gampang ni mula start kluar tak ajak I okay. then I jumpa la manusia yg tak tau bersyukur ni tanye, ada ke I buat pape salah, I said “akak minta maaflah kalau ada ckp atau buat apa2 yg dah sakit kan hati you”. then dengan muka berlagak nye ckp takde apa…takde apa, tapi bila Nampak I kat office bole toleh pandang tempat lain siap get ready utk menjeling and everthing,
 
Pastu yang paling cibai skali, bole masa Monday morning I went to my mother in law punye rumah cos she staying therekan, I came in the morning…she was sitting in the kitchen eating. So dgn baik nye dia panggil I…makan kak *****, so I said tkpe la bismillah…..then masa dia nak g keje tu siap dia ckp bye kak ***** then I said bye la. Sampai kat office lain pulak..she bump into me and buat muka puki ngn I, I ni terhegeh-hegeh la senyum kat dia…boleh dia buat muka slamba menjeling and pandang tempat lain. Ary aku rasa nak rodok biji mata dia tu…geram nye.
 
Then I keep on thinking yg when I was pregnant with my 2nd child 7 months I drive all the way to Gambang kuantan to send her masa dia buat matriks. Then masa she grade kat USM penang I drive all the way gak bawak mak bapak dia lagi…expenses all on me. Adik bradik dia yg lain buat bodoh.
 
Then bila dia dah grade I tolong buat promotion free bawak dia punye resume ke hulu hilir tolong carikan keje. To be honest ary yg make me sad is, orang tak accept dia keje ngn degree bodoh dia tu…Bsc Bioglogy (Animal)…sapa yg nak ambil dia keje….then masa I forward to HR manager I, HR I ckp bole tapi gaji Cuma RM 1200. tapi I ckp tak bole la camtu dia ada Degree. Then finally I bawak tu my service manager which is one of my close colleague (sbb memula I joint dia ni la banyak tolong I and we were in a same dept) since he is close to me, he’s like doing a favor to me and he mmg desperate nak cari org then he except her.
 
I sedih sgt Ary..kenapa la jadi mcm ni kat I. i cant stop thinking where did i fuck it up L.
 
Thank you, so much for all your time.
 
Note: It so difficult for me to bitch around about her, because she pakai tudung, pastu lemah lembut mcm sotong, depan orang semua Nampak baik. So if I would to bitch abt her, no one will believe me. Ary I feel exactly just dalam drama…..pengangko sayo…..or what ever Philippines drama…..i feel so sad….   
Please advice a suitable name for her….how I wish I can arrrggg…………………

19 year old bitch

Ok I apologise for taking ages to upload this entry. Memang tak sempat lah with work and all then balik keje kena main-main dengan Rafael.

So this 19 year old girl get to know Nas through facebook. Balas-balas message, she mintaklah phone number Nas. On the pretense that she wants to seek some advice. Sebab konon-konon mangkuk nie takde semangat nak blaja and nak carik penbimbing. Some sort camtuh lah. Nas tanya I camner, I said kawan je bukan ada apa pon. And Nas is way much older than she is. Anyways when I was studying pon I ada gak abang-abang angkat yang dorong I blaja. Ok fine.

Tapi bezanya…aku takde lah pulak nak mengangkat abang angkat aku. Si betina nie memula ok. Sebab aku pon ada call dia, tanya niat nak kawan ngan laki aku semua. Katanya kawan je sebab dia anak tunggal and all the shit lah.

Tengok-tengok betina nie garit lah pulak. Start sending sms berbau gatal burit. Wah wah siap nak tau brape lama aku ngan laki aku tak main. Kalo main berapa kerap seminggu. Nas being Nas. Honestly, laki memang hati lembut. Sometimes orang laki nie biol sket, bukan boleh hidu orang pompuan tengah susun agenda baik punya.

Wah kau betina, bukan main seronok lagik ek. Apesal nak tau in detail plak aku main camner? Nak join sekalikah? Boleh. Aku korek burit ko dengan penyodok baru ko tau.

So aku call lah minah nie. Tanye apesal perangai cam cibai. Selamba badak dia cakap kat aku dia nak laki aku. Sebab dah termimpi-mimpi dah. Ewah ewah kau. Jumpa pon tak, ape yang ko mimpikan betina oi??

Aku pon, memang silap ari bulan lah sebab time tuh tengah stress and period. Aku maki dia.

Celaka punya betina. Elok mak bapak besarkan ko hantar gie universiti tapi ko plak nak meng-garit ngan laki orang.

Aku kenal Nas tahun nie dah genap 10 tahun. I know him well enough not to get involved with another woman. Kalo ye pon Nas nak sangat, I’m pretty sure it won’t be a 19  year old bitch.

Selesai je aku maki dia. Dia stop calling Nas for about 2 days. Then start balik. Pandai minah nie. Call time keje so I’m not there to answer if she calls.

Siap merayu-rayu lagi cakap takleh konsentret lah ape lah. Nie nie cuba ko tengok muka aku. Ada aku kesah ko boleh studi ke tak?? Ada? Ada? Memang sampai mampos nya takde lah.

Then oooo siap boleh sms Nas this one time to ask ‘pompuan garang tuh ada?’ Nas balas ‘Ada’ padahal memang aku takde.

Berdrama mingguan lah aku ngan Nas the whole day. Aku dah meroyan cam pompuan kena curik tetek. Aku ngamuk sebab Nas still balas sms dia. Nas kata dia balas suruh stay away, he’s not interested. Ok fine. I read all those smses tapi tetap nak marah jugak ngan Nas.

Finally, I had enough. I told Nas to move out. Boleh? Ko rasa nak ke laki aku blah just for a 19 year old bitch?

Nehi, nehi. He didn’t go, as usual he knows me well enough.

So I call her up again and ajak jumpa. Aku ajak baik-baik je, nak selesai lah kan. Ko nak, tak nak? Nak laki aku buat cara nak. Meh jumpa bakal madu ko.

Korang rasa ada dia nak jumpa?? Takdenye lah. Terus senyap.

Then aku send sms ganggu mental tetiap hari. Kata nak report polis, nak bawak gie mahkamah syariah sebab skang kan boleh je kita saman orang yang nak ganggu or sedang ganggu rumahtangga kita.

Senyap jugak.

Selepas sekian lama senyap, finally she smsed me and said, she dah ada pakwe. She tak nak pon my husband.

So, kalo tak nak, apa yang ko layan garit sangat dari hari tuh? Gatal sangat nak main  ngan laki orang??

Pukimak betol pompuan sial. Tak kenal erti syukur dapat PTPTN untuk blaja. Aku dulu nak blaja pon struggle like crazy coz being an only child back then, I was not entitled for scholarship or loan. Nie ko dapat segala kemudahan, bukan nak blaja tapi nak meng-garit.

I tell yew people, memang aku rasa nak siat-siat je dia. Biar jadik kes. Biar lantak.

Benci betol. AKU BENCI BETOL POMPUAN GARIT NAK KACO LAKI ORANG!! Dari dulu lagi aku dah cakap, bujang Kak Senah ramai je, ko pi lah carik 1 ke 2 ke, ada aku kesah?? Nie tak. Laki orang jugak ko nak.

Oh she can say, coz suami awak baik. Blaja tinggi, keje pon bagus. Tentu boleh support 2 orang. Kimak kau support 2 orang. Habis, anak aku dan bakal-bakal anak aku…takyah nak support? I couldn’t give a fuck’s ass siapa nak support kau pon. Desperate sangat pergi je jual. Boleh 2 in 1. Garit pon hilang, duit pon dapat.

It’s been almost 2 weeks but everytime I think or talk about this, my blood pressure increases promising a heart attack.

Gie mampos lah kau betina. Kau dengan seluruh DNA kau boleh gie mampos.

tutorials

OMG I am an addict.

I need rehab *mula nyanyi lagu Amy Winehouse*

I have spent like so many thousand (berbelit ayat nie tapi korang paham kan har har har) on make-up. WTF is wrong with me??

On a much lighter note, I have been receiving emails to do tutorials.

Jap, nak gelak.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHEHEHEHEHEHEHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…HAHAHAHAHAHAHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

K, dah habis gelak. Sebab apa tau, sebab…have you guys seen me?? I mean like really seen me? Do I look like a beauty queen or goddess to you guys? Hahahaha. Erm. If yes then thank you lah ek.

So memandangkan blog aku nie pon dah macam nak gol dah…I might just come up with some tutorials.

Tapi aku dah warning awal-awal, muka aku takde bedak memang horror ya jadik kalo korang mimpi ngeri malam-malam please jangan hantar bil dukun ke pawang ke bomoh ke kat aku ok.

Ahad nie aku ada job kat Rawang. Mekapkan my friend yang nak tunang. Yippie!! Congrats in advance Siti!!

p/s : Naddy, me love you long time. Thanks for being angry at that asshole for me

p/sX2 : I hate bitches who get tackles another woman’s husband. I hope you fucking burn in hell you bitch (yes, this has something to do with me). I’ll write another post maybe at the end of the day regarding this fucking cheap whore of a girl who is only 19.