Usana Perfecting Essence

I dpt 2 testimonial berturut-turut pasal produk nie.

Sensé™ Perfecting Essence

theENHANCERS for: Loss of radiance and blotchiness

Discover a more youthful, luminous appearance with this gentle, creamy gel. Designed for sensitive skin, this illuminating formula dramatically reduces the appearance of fine lines and wrinkles using advanced DSR™ technology to improve skin’s smoothness, firmness, clarity, and texture. A breakthrough in skin-care technology, PERFECTING ESSENCE beautifully renews the skin, leading to visible improvements in skin tone and elasticity while it helps prevent future signs of aging from appearing. Beneficial for all ages, use this restorative treatment daily to reveal your healthiest, most radiant looking skin.

• Combats multiple signs of aging

• Contains three skin brighteners

• Gentle enough for sensitive skin

PERFECTING ESSENCE, which focuses on enhanced exfoliation and increased collagen production, provides long-term renewal and refinement for the skin. This illuminating facial treatment reduces multiple signs of aging through exclusive Dermal Surface Renewal™ (DSR) technology–a marine-source, age-defying complex enhanced with MMP inhibitors. DSR technology is clinically proven to visibly retexture, brighten, even, and firm the skin’s surface. It helps reduce existing signs of aging while helping to prevent new lines and wrinkles from forming in the future. PERFECTING ESSENCE is also free of alpha-hydroxy acids, so it is gentle enough for sensitive skin.

Makcik jiran kat apartment I nie, beliau dah berumo 49 tahun.

Pengakuan beliau (melalui mulut ek, takde email-email/sms-sms) :

Makcik pakai dah 2 minggu, terasa kulit lagi gebu dan halus. Nie bintik-bintik hitam pon dah berkurangan. Pori-pori pon dah mengecut byk. Balik raya hari tuh kan, adik-adik makcik tanya pakai SKII ke? Makcik gelak je, makcik kata taklah. Pakai Perfecting Essence. Boleh lah makcik berlagak sikit lepas nie (then she gelak-gelak and sambung berborak dgn my mom).

Next customer is Pn.Sri Laila, berumo 34 tahun.

Pengakuan beliau (melalui telefon call) :

The difference I nampak is the fine lines lah. Dah kurang banyak sangat especially near the mouth area and eye area. Really tak percayalah something so effective murah je harganya. First application already terasa beza. Skin so soft and moist. Nak apply tinted moiturizer after that pun so easy.

Yang I kalerkan merah tuh…itu sebenarnya yang penting utk I. I’m sick and tired already with all the products in the market that’s harming my skin slowly but surely. Sampai bila wehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nak feed ur face with toxin?? Dah dah lah tuh, tolonglah carik yg selamat.

Kita nie kenalah bersabar sebab ye lah produk yang chemical free, toxin free nie mmg lambat sket nak nampak kesan kan but have faith lah ye…

I always advice my customers to use Sense products together with the intake of the supplements. Nampak kesan cepat gila tau!!

Remember, good skin has to come from inside and what better way to have it than Usana’s Essentials!!

 

kepada semua pembaca kerazee.wordpress…

From me and all my family members~

Maaf Zahir & Batin

 

ye lah ye lah

Some of my friends been asking me…apesal blog dah jadik mcm blog takde keje tapi promote MLM. Wehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh korang jangan lah camtuh, Usana nie bukan MLM ok.

Tapi ye lah I get the point kan, takkan every entry nak citer pasal Usana right?

To be honest, I don’t have anything much to blog about pon lately melainkan si kecik dalam perut nie yg buat perut I nampak mcm alien. And bz jahit manik utk baju…itu je.

Apa lagi sorang housewife nak buat kan melainkan lepak je dan makan. Makan pon…ntahlah, makan kan. Bosanlah kadang-kadang kena makan sebab tatau nak makan apa then kalo hari nie boleh telan ayam tetiba besok takleh telan plak. Wahhhhhhhhhh hebat anak tekak aku nie. Apa, ingat org kaya ke nak petik-petik jari then demand nak makan apa. Sesilap hari bulan kang kena simbah kari ayam ngan mak aku.

Oh selain itu, this coming Saturday, si kecik nie akan masuk minggu ke 24. So far, I only gain 1.5kg. Which is ehek sangat sokaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!! Little weight gain  means good. Si kecik sehat, panjang and berat pon mengikut skala although Dr.Jaswant said that si kecik nie panjang. Amin~ Jgnlah jadik katik mcm bapak mu, ooopppsss katik ke dia? Hahahahaa mampus kalo Nas baca. I mean takdelah Nas katik cuma among all his brothers, he lah yang paling pendek hahahahahaha :p

I would honestly like to remind everyone out there. Sindiket forex dah mula menular kembali kat Malaysia nie. What was once made illegal and banned is now rising again.

Tolonglah jangan terlibat dalam apa-apa yang sedemikian. Always remember, semua orang nak kaya cepat. Tapi ada ke such thing as dumping duit sekelopok macam tuh lepas tuh goyang kaki then duit masuk pon sekelopok? Mmg takde ok.

Please please anything you do or invest in, semak lah dengan Bank Negara. They’re very helpful. Syarikat tuh boleh nampak sekukuh mana dengan segala dokumen dan perjanjian but remember semua tuh tak berguna bila directors syarikat dah larik dengan duit kepol-kepol kau.

Buatlah laporan polis mana pon, what can they do? Yes, derang akan investigate and all but you can consider your money yang kepol-kepol tuh dead and gone.

Slamat pose beberapa hari je lagi nie!! Although aku byk plak tak pose tahun nie :p

Next entry prepare to bleed sebab ada 3 testimonial Usana~

 

splash!! splash!!

When I first saw this ad on Usana’s webpage, I was sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo excited. Sib baik time tuh dah kol 11.3opm kalo tak mahu aku call ofis Usana tanya amende nie. Ye lah sebab takde dah info lain melainkan itu je. Saje-je kaaaa mau kasik thrill??

Splash, splash, splash!! Ada sedikit kecomelan di situ ek? :p

Anyways semalam pagi-pagi I dah call and mengacau dengan pelbagai soalan. Rupanya this personal care promotion covers 2 areas.

Body Care which consists of 2 body shampoo (RM89)

Sensé™ Energizing Shower Gel (220ml)

Wake up your shower with invigorating extracts of rosemary, lavender, and orange peel. This energizing, soap-free cleanser purifies your skin as it softens and hydrates. Wash away impurities to reveal healthy-looking skin that feels clean, refined, and revitalized. The juicy tangerine fragrance will have you looking forward to your shower every morning.

• Gently cleanses without drying

• Leaves skin smooth and hydrated

• Soap-free

A body cleanser must be gentle enough to avoid drying the skin, but effective in washing away impurities. ENERGIZING SHOWER GEL cleanses and conditions the skin without drying, while providing gentle exfoliation to eliminate dead skin cells. This invigorating formula with jojoba seed and avocado oils helps the skin retain moisture, leaving skin soft and smooth all day long.

Hair Care which consists of 2 shampoo and 1 conditioner (RM156)

Sensé Revitalizing Shampoo (250ml)

Ensure vibrantly healthy hair as you gently cleanse away impurities. Along with Proflavanol-T™ and Proteo-C™, this beneficial shampoo contains vitamins, plant extracts, and amino acids that promote optimal scalp condition and leaves your hair soft, shiny, and full of body. Excellent for color-treated or chemically processed hair, this unique formulation rebalances the natural oils in your hair while the fresh fragrance revitalizes your spirit.

• Delivers vital nutrients to help restore hair to natural softness and shine

• Promotes optimal scalp condition

• Safe for color-treated and chemically processed hair

Healthy hair reflects an inner balance much like a vibrant complexion does. Clean, nourished hair can be identified by its body, shine, strength, and softness. REVITALIZING SHAMPOO corrects hair imbalances with gentle cleansing agents and pure-plant extracts, while wheat protein, panthenol, and vitamin E promote optimal scalp condition. REVITALIZING SHAMPOO is safe and effective for all hair types, including color-treated and chemically processed hair.

Sensé Nourishing Conditioner (250ml)

Instantly moisturize and nourish your hair with this rich emollient of vital nutrients and botanical extracts. This creamy conditioner helps prevent styling and environmental damage while leaving it radiantly smooth and silky. Safe for color-treated or chemically processed hair, use this lightly scented formula every day for weightless shine and manageability.

• Provides nourishing ingredients to moisturize and strengthen hair
• Protects the hair’s cuticle from damage
• Excellent for color-treated and chemically processed hair

Freshly cleansed hair often needs extra protection and moisture. NOURISHING CONDITIONER contains a rich blend of emollients, vitamins, plant extracts, and amino acids to help give hair manageability, shine, and strength. Vital nutrients such as hydrolyzed silk and panthenol provide intense moisture to the hair and scalp, while wheat protein helps to mend split ends. Excellent for color-treated and chemically processed hair.

Please take note that it might be or might not be sold in Malaysia after this. This is really just a special promotion for Malaysian market. All sets are imported from the US and is limited. Habis tuh habis lah :p

Another thing is that harga di atas adalah harga autoship di mana lepas nie even members won’t be able to get this price (unless on autoship lah ek) so for me, it’s really a good deal.

So…korang tunggu apa lagi lah? Tak rugi cuba yang baru kan…mana tahu hilang masalah rambut gugur tuh. Boleh berangan rambut mcm Kak Pah

 

Testimonial USANA dari Aunty Hafiza

I met Aunty Hafiza masa kat Mid Valley. Time tuh I lepak kat bangku tunggu my mom depan Carrefour and Aunty Hafiza plak duduk sebelah I tunggu anak dia habis keje. Hehe sweet kan, everyday Aunty Hafiza tunggu anak dia habis keje coz anak dia baru habis SPM…keje part time kat MV.

So dia dah duduk sebelah I, tgk-tgk jam. Ye lah, nak buka pose kan. She looked and me and smiled. I pon smiled back lah sebab time tuh I dok gosok-gosok perut I. Anak I tak suka kot duduk-duduk, dia nak jenjalan hehehehehe.

I jeling kat sebelah kaki dia. Nampak susu Alpha Lipid 2 tin. Please seblom terus membaca, buat mental note ek, I’m not dissing any brand ok. So I asked her lah, dah berapa lama amik susu tuh. Brape kos and soalan-soalan standard seblom nak introduce product :p

She said dah 5 bulan she amik susu tuh. Every month 2 tins only she alone minum. One tin RM180 so every month RM360. Main purpose is for her sakit-sakit sendi.

Bacalah lah ya…following is her testimonial.

assalamualaikum ary,

auntie nak ucapkan terima kasih sebab dah 3 minggu auntie dan uncle  makan essential dan alhamdulillah kandungan gula uncle dah turun dari 8.9 ke 4.2.

asal kan auntie beli nak ubat sakit sendi auntie. tapi dah makan essential dan procosa bukan saja sakit sendi dah hilang malah sakit migrain pun tak ada.

auntie bersyukur alhamdulillah sebab auntie hanya belanjakan 289 untuk auntie dan uncle banding bulan-bulan auntie belanja 360 hanya untuk diri auntie saja.

macam bonus auntie rasa sebab auntie beli asal untuk sakit sendi tapi terubat juga migrain auntie dan kencing manis uncle.

syukur alhamdulillah. terima kasih tak terhingga pada ary.

nanti auntie akan minta nani bagi maklumat auntie pada ary supaya ary boleh daftar auntie sebagai member. auntie bukan pandai sangat guna komputer semua. ni pun nani sediakan dia suruh auntie taip. lepas ni auntie suruh nani pesan guna internet untuk auntie.

minta juga jumpa sebab auntie nak beli yang biji anggur tuh ya. selamat berbuka puasa bersama ibu ayah dan suami. jaga diri jangan jalan banyak sangat. hari tu auntie tengok laju ary jalan. jalan perlahan-lahan bahaya licin semua.

assalamualaikum.

Honestly, bergenang air mata. This is what I’m into. Not the bonus, not the weekly commission but the results Usana has produced.

It feels great to be able to help those who need it the most. Benda baik, kalo tak kongsi, rugi.

Lagi syok masa yg sama dpt buat duit hehehehe of coz lah ek, duit sape tak nak 

 

berniaga atau berbisnes

One thing I have learnt from having a mouth-to-mouth business is never lie. Never exaggerate.

I cukop pelik dgn org yang berniaga tapi cakap tak benar. Or sometimes kan…benarnya 80% dan ada lah dia up sket kasik goreng lagi 20%.

Janganlah…tak baik tau.

Contoh terbaru kan. Ada this one person, dia amik drink utk diet. Ok bagus, I sukalah usaha org yg nak jaga badan kan. Sebab I sendiri tgk, badan dia dah mcm belon. Sori lah ek but alasan lepas setahun bersalin tapi still nak salahkan pregnancy weight adalah tidak boleh diterima sama sekali.

Kalo ko mmg tak nak kasik lesap itu fat and ko selesa mcm tuh, ngaku je lah. Watper nak hipokrit guna ayat seperti “Oh I nak je kuruskan badan tapi susahlah sebab 10kg nie masa I pregnant still susah nak shed”.

Tapi aku tgk ko melantak tak ingat donia. Kalo ko selesa ko mcm tuh…cakap je. Jangan guna ayat kover-kover. Don’t you know it’s not cool to be pretentious?

Ok so berbalik kembali pada cerita. I thumbs up lah jugak dengan usaha dia nak slim down. Tapiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii yang aneh kan…macam mana dia boleh ngaku yg hanya seminggu amik minuman diet itu, dia dah boleh shed 2kg?

Logik kah? I mean dia admit makan semua seperti biasa. I ulang, semuanya adalah seperti biasa ya…cuma ditambahkan dgn minuman diet itu. Turun wooooo 2kg.

I percaya kalau dia shed 2kg dgn kontrol food intake and dibantu oleh minuman itu.

Cuma itulah…be lah transparent kan. Janganlah citer yg best-best aja mcm minuman itu ajaib. Even I pon niaga Usana Nutrimeal and Fibergy but I insist that pemakanan kena jaga. Itu sebenarnya yg penting.

Be truthful in everything you do. Jangan berselindung. Of coz semua org nak buat duit. Of coz semua org nak melariskan jualan. But ada etikanya.

On a lighter note!! Semperna bulan Ramadhan ini, I’m having a special Nutrimeal promotion.

Buy ANY 1 Dutch Chocolate Nutrimeal (nak beli lebih pon takpe hehe) for just RM110 INCLUSIVE of postage!! ***while stocks last ya***

HURRY!! HURRY!! Mana nak dpt offer mcm nie?? Crazy deal ok so hurrylah (hahahaha apesal aku terasa mcm di bazaar nak buat penghabisan stok ek??)

Ok sesiapa yg berminat, silalah terus email ke nirmuda@gmail.com or ym me at zzphreakzz <— id I since 12 tahun so jgn gelak hokeh. Time tuh id nie adalah sangat cool~

 

hubby = husband

Aku agak heran lah dgn wanita-wanita muda zaman sekarang. Wanita-wanita muda yang termasuklah golongan budak-budak hingusan sekolah menengah yang rasa hidup nie lengkap and indah belaka bila dapat membonceng blakang moto pakwe dia. Wanitakah mereka? Mungkin lah ‘dah’ wanita…

Oh haa sebab apa aku heran ek? Sebabnya kan…setau aku lah and mengikut pemahaman aku…hubby itu maksudnya husband. Maksudnya suami. Maksudnya sudah berkahwin. Maksudnya sudah sign itu surat nikah. Maksudnya kalo org nak dtg tangkap khalwat maka akan malu sendirian sebab ko dah nikah. Itulah byk maksudnya berdasarkan pemahaman aku.

Jadi why the hell on earth are you referring to your pakwe/balak/kekasih/scandal/lover/boyfren as your hubby??!

Masuk hari nie dah 4 org dah aku jumpa/chatting cakap hubby this and hubby that and hubby kesayangan. Wahhhhhhhhhh kauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!! Nak tersedak aku bila anak sepupu aku yg umo 14 tahun save nombor pakwe dia as HUBBY kat henfon.

Terus asap naga keluar dari hidung aku. Aku panggil dia ke mari. Ye lah sebab phone atas meja then dia kat kitchen. Tet tet tet tet, aku jeling lah phone dia, nampak hubby. Aku agak tak suka ok ini istilah dipergunakan seperti ini. Bukan sebab aku over-over aku je boleh guna sebab aku dah kawen. Tapi there’s always a connotation to words like this. You have to be clear with the words you use. Jangan main hentam sahaja ok…it’s not funny.

Me : Who is hubby?

She : My bf. You met him before, Christmas time.

Me : I see. So why wasn’t I invited for the wedding?

She : *muka blur* What wedding?

Me : Your wedding lah. I had no idea you were married.

She : I’m not.

Me : I see. So why is your bf suddenly your hubby?

She : Oh hahahaha *time nie dah gelak dah* that…no lah just a pet name.

Me : Oooo so nowdays you kids use hubby as nama manja lah?

She : Ya lah, everyone also refer to their bf as hubby now.

Me : I see. You do know hubby means husband?

She : I think so. Mummy also refers to daddy as hubby.

Me : So you know. Do you think it’s cool at 14 referring to your bf as your hubby?

She : Now when you ask so many questions like this, maybe not.

Me : It’s not. Please enjoy your age. At 14, a boyfriend should just be a boyfriend.

She : Yeah I guess so *cepat-cepat amik tepon and tukar dari hubby ke marshmellow* (ok aku boleh pengsan tapi kena tahan cool. Marshmellow??! Hahahahahaha ok, hentikan gelak).

I might seem poyo tapi betolah apa…napelah ko nak refer pakwe ko sebagai hubby?

Ko dah basuh baju dia? Dah masak tuk dia? Dah jaga zahir & batin dia?

Cuma aku sungguh tak berkenan baca blog wanita-wanita single and tgk status-status kat FB semuanya ayat-ayat cinta…bersama hubby. Kawennya tak. Agaknya itu suatu doa tersirat ke? Dengan panggil hubby maka akan berkahwin dengan lelaki itu?

Eh kena hati-hati gak. Kawan I sorang tuh, 3 tahun dating laki nie. Hubby je memanjang, last-last putus cinta seblom sempat bertunang. Itu kira…putus cinta ke bercerai ek? Kata hubby kan…

Oh pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeee don’t get me started on pasangan kekasih yang belom berkahwin yang panggil sesama sendiri mama and papa or ma and pa.

Mengapakahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh???!!

 

i’m not ready for a baby

Many of you peeps dah tau kot dat I’m pregnant. Bagi yang tatau tuh, erm takpe lah. Tau ke tatau ke, bagi I sama je melainkan you nak tong-tong utk I bersalin nanti hehehehehe.

So one of the questions that I have been having to deal with lately is “are you ready to be a mom?”.

Ok, seriously even my mom pon tanya I soalan nie 3 bulan yang lepas lah. Terus I tanya dia “what do you mean precisely when you say ready?”.

My mom terus bangun and gie dapur. Hahahahaha taktik takmo bertengkar dgn I. Ye lah tanya soalan mcm tuh mesti you ada your own definition of ready kan.

Pada I lah…selalunya the main excuse org tak ready nak ada baby is sebab financially not stable yet. Ok itu acceptable. Ye lah kalo laki ko gaji RM1000 then you housewife je mcm mana nak support baby yang susu je mungkin RM300 sebulan kan?

Tapi ini masih tak mustahil ya. Sebab org kata dengan adanya anak, rezeki pon akan bergolek muncul. I percaya teori nie. Erm teori ke? Kang mampos kena bakar sesuka je declare teori. Sebabnya I kenal lori drebar anak 4, semua dah masuk universiti.

I think the major prob dengan parents these days ialah going overboard ataupon nak keep up with the Jones. “Woih Ary memandai je apa maksud ko??”.

Maksudnya ialah, trying to provide stuff you can’t really afford for your kid. Setiap kali beli baju baby/anak, haruslah Baby Gap atau Baby Guess. Tak pon Gap Kids or Guess Kids.

Budin hantar anak dia tusyen 10 tempat, pastuh siap ada cello lessons pastuh swimming lessons every week 2 kali, then kelas taekwando then hujung minggu wajib attend kelas computer and piano.

Ok, itu Budin. Ko nak jadi mcm Budin kenapakah?

Aku tgk Budin tuh gaji 40k sebulan andddddddddddddddddddd dia dah ada cukop 4 org anak, dia takmo tambah dah so dia dah planning cukop-cukop utk kesemua anak beliau.

You don’t lah try to be Budin. You baru anak satu, plan lah betul-betul. Taknya you splurge on your baby/kid mcm tuh then alasan you, tak mampu nak tambah anak lagi sorang. Actually masalahnya bukan anak tapi YOU!

I anak tunggal. Setau I lah kan, my mom takde plak belikan baju takat RM60-RM sehelai. Yes, I agree we want the best for our kids, tapi must the best be expensive?

No, no and nope.

“Eleh ko yang dengki kan sebab ko tak mampu Ary”.

Kenapa plak lah aku nak dengki sedangkan ini point of view aku. Biarlah aku nak express boleh?? Jangan kacau perempuan mengandung haip!!

I personally know one International school teacher. Suami dia engineer. Dia, well cikgu lah. Anak skang nie dah 18 months. Kalo you tanya dia nak tambah lagi 1 tak, mesti geleng kepala sampai nak putus then akan disambung dengan ayat “1 also so difficult, I can’t afford lah”.

Hmmm kalo nenek and mak ko pon pk camnie time tuh, takde kot ko nak keluar? Ye, I paham, barang sekarang bukan murah tapi gaji sekarang pon bukan murah gak. Bajet lah.

I terang-terang cakap, kalo takde masalah kesihatan or anything like that, I want 5-6 kids.

Penting :

a) anak-anak I semua cukup makan;

b) anak-anak I semua mendapat pendidikan secukupnya;

c) anak-anak I ada bumbung utk berteduh, pakaian utk pakai and boleh mendapat medical attention yg patut sekiranya perlu.

I tak nampak plak dlm list tuh anak-anak I perlu pakai kasut RM120 setiap sorang dan baju berbranded. Be a smart mom!  Good things tak semestinya mahal and expensive things tak semestinya good.

But then again, ini pendapat I. Very debatable kan. Ye very very tapi I amik masa utk taip semua nie, you takde kan? So please go write in your own blog kalo ada yg tak puas hati, mekasih.

Itu segi kewangan. Ok lah, I sendiri takkan galakkan you beranak-pinak sampai 7 kalo household income RM1000 je. Itu agak sadis sebab mungkin anak kau kena makan ikan bilis and nasik putih tetiap hari. Melainkan ko usahalahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nak tambah income!!!

Next is to be a mom you have to be ready physically and mentally. Coz perjalanan nak menjadi sorang ibu nie bukan senang, I admit. There are many times I nangis sebab I lapar tapi takleh makan. Itu perubahan fizikal yg takleh nak elak lah. Tapi I keep on reminding myself, the only reason I’m able to stay so strong and overcome all this is because I have someone living inside of me. Boleh nangis ok terharu bila tgk tangan kecik dia gerak-gerak mcm lambai kat grandma masa buat ultrasound. Ehek, ini another entry altogether k.

So kalo you jenis sket-sket breakdown, sket-sket depress nak bunuh diri, ada 2 je kemungkinan. 1) sama ada having a baby will make you so much stronger or 2) mmg kau akan depress and…erm and itulah.

Bolehkan alasan itu diterima utk tidak mempunyai anak atau belum bersedia? Ya mmg boleh…tidak dinafikan lagi.

So apa lagi alasan tak ready nie yang menghalang couple utk ada baby?

Baca betul-betul ya, I cakap tak ready bukan tak nak.

I ada 2 org ex-colleague yang takmo ada anak coz dah comfortable with their lives berdua dgn suami and kebetulan 2-2 dpt suami yg also takmo ada anak. Ok, bagus you honest. Means memang itulah pilihan you. I salute you! Not easy ooo nak elak evil eyes org yg pandang you senget bila you cakap you takmo anak.

Then ada this one kakak yang takmo anak sebab she tak suka budak anddddddddddddddd kebetulan suami beliau also tak suka budak. Ya, ok…diterima. Dah mmg tak suka, takkan nak paksa plak kan? Tak pepasal ada yang keluar newspapers “eksekutif syarikat didapati mendera anak kerana tidak suka budak kecik”.

But there is one excuse yang I selalu dengar dari mulut-mulut kengkawan I sendiri. In fact blog-blog yang I singgah also ada yang gunakan alasan ini. The no.1 full of crap punya alasan mengapakah tidak ready utk mempunyai anak ialah *kasik drum roll pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee* again *kasik drum rollllllllllllllllllllllllllllll*

AKU DIRI SENDIRI PON TAKLEH JAGA, NIE KAN NAK JAGA BABY

Hmmm….sila baca ayat di atas berulang kali. Nampak ke logik disebalik ayat itu?

Bila ko kata ko takleh jaga diri ko sendiri…apa maksud ko ya? Aku tak brape nak paham. Adakah ko takleh mandikan diri sendiri sampai hubby/ibu kena mandikan ko lagi? Ataupon adakah ko tak mampu nak makan sendiri/lupa je nak makan/biar je perut nanyi dondang sayang sambil pandang makanan atas meja? Ataupon ko berak tak pandai cuci sendirik?

Bila you kawen, you terang-terang kena jaga suami kan? Mustahil kalo ada yg kata suami aku je jaga aku, aku tak jaga dia. Oooooo ya ke ko tak jaga dia? Then memalam ko ngangkang tuh utk dia, itu bukan jaga ke? Menjaga batin suami! Itu pandai plak ko buat ek?

Ajak dia keluar makan sebab nak pastikan dia makan. Itu menjaga juga bukan? Memastikan suami ko tak kebuluran. Pandai plak ko bab makan-makan nie nak dijaga.

Aku perhatikan…pandai plak ko gie gunting rambut/cuci rambut/buat threading/beli pad utk diri sendiri. Itu tergolong dalam kategori tak pandai jaga diri ke?? Serius nie, aku tak paham.

2 hari lepas kawan aku yang couple dgn pengkid call aku. Ya aku kawan dgn awek peng, dengan peng, dengan lesbo, dengan gay dan sebagainya. Malah aku pon pernah couple dgn pengkid. Ko ada masalah??

Reen: Ko dah peknan Ary?

Aku: Dah. Sabtu nie 4 bulan.

Reen: Wah baru 24 ko dah ready ek nak jadi ibu. Aku sendiri tak ready. Anak kucing je aku boleh jaga hahahahaha.

Aku: *senyap*

Aku tak rasa kelakar. Tapi aku cuba abaikan point yg mcm mana dia nak mengandung sedangkan couple dia adalah peng. Takpe, itu perancangan rumah tangga beliau.

Aku tak paham konsep itu.

Do you know you sound so stupid when you say “I can’t even take care of myself, how can I take care of a baby?”.

My dear, if you couldn’t take care of yourself, you would have been dead by now. The matter of the fact is, naluri utk menjaga offspring itu ada, even dalam haiwan. Apatah lagi bagi seorang manusia.

So lenkali please think of a better excuse kenapa ko belum bersedia nak ada baby, although it’s no one’s business kan ko nape blom ada anak tapi takyahlah guna alasan bimbo mcm tuh. You’re only lowering yourself.

Ada nak bomb aku?  Silakan…sambil-sambil tuh aku nak makan aiskrim perisa cokelat, yummy!!

 

to you, you and you…yes you!

Let me try and make this very clear in case ada lah a few of you yang oblivious to facts.

First and foremost, if you knew me when I was 14, DOES NOT MEAN YOU KNOW ME AT 24!

Paham?

Jadi silalah simpan komen anda yang tak lawak tuh to yourself.

“Eh eh dah kawen ke? Hehe ingatkan you jenis akan have fun je sampai bila-bila”.

Ok, apakah maksud anda? Sila jangan gunakan ayat-ayat tersirat because oh I’m soooooooooooooo stupid. Ye lah kawen kan bermaksud NO FUN dah.

“You kawen dengan laki macam tuh?? Lah ingatkan your taste jenis yang high profile, yang jenis kaya-kaya”.

Ye, my motive in life is to get married to a high profiled man who is rich. Sebab aku adalah sangat bimbo-ish. Sorry lah jikalau anda kecewa kerana lelaki yang aku kawen itu mempunyai hati emas. Lelaki anda bagaimana?

“I ada pakwe yang support I. Tetiap bulan kasi I duit. Kesian you lah sebab every month kena keje kuat cari duit”.

*pengsan* Ayat nie tak boleh blah. Ko boleh bangga sebab tetiap bulan pakwe ko kasik ko duit and sediakan kete tuk ko? Hahahahhahahahahahahahaha…(jap nak gelak lagi) hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahhaha. Adoi lah, ko yang bimbo rupanya. Pakwe dik! PAKWE! Sok dia dump ko, ape citer??

“Ee ee apesal dari dulu sampai sekarang you ni kurus melidi je? Tak cukup makan ke?”

I nak maintain kurus melidi nie sebab takmo bersaing ngan you. Kang I jadik gempal, sapa nak pandang you tak? Semua pandang I jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Makan cukop. Apesal, kalo tak cukop, boleh ke aku mintak ko duit nak beli makanan??

So people…please. Lepas 10 tahun tak jumpa, ko bukanlah kawan yang boleh buat lawak atau tanya soalan-soalan berupa cynical.

Unless you have been in my life off and on…then you ada hak. Kalo tak, silalah bunuh diri seblom aku hire hitman. Dengar kata kawan aku nya ayah tgh cari keje. Dia kata pape keje pon dia akan buat. Jadi berhati-hati dengan mulut cabul anda.

 

usana and it’s testimonial

I was first introduced to Usana by Nas who was introduced by one of the ustaz in Labuan. Semua gara-gara my miscarriage in December. Ustaz tuh kata, amik supplement nie utk cepat sembuhkan rahim.

No.1, I tak suka telan ubat.

No.2, I tak suka product hasil MLM.

No.3, I tak suka MLM sebab I marketing adalah gagal.

No.4, I tak suka MLM.

But when you’re in pain, semua je boleh suka. Yang tak suka tuh semua I paksakan jugak. 2 weeks after taking Usana Essentials and Proflavanol, I was scheduled for my check-up. My gyane was so impress by how much my womb had recovered in 2 weeks. Takde open wounds and most importantly takde tisu lebihan yang perlu dikeluarkan. No bleeding,  nothing. He asked me, how come? I said, Usana. He said, bawak product tuh datang sini I nak tgk. Dats exactly what I did. Now he’s a member and he dah belikan supplement for his parents and his opah (hihi I dengarlah dia panggil nenek dia opah, comel je).

So, itulah history macam mana I boleh terjebak makan Usana nie. Then in Feb or March, Nas became a member. He saw the essentials in the ‘essentials’. Org strok sembuh lepas 2 bulan. Org lumpuh jalan lepas 4 bulan.

I only became a member in May. Itu pon sebab ramai asyik mintak I belikan. Anddddddddddddd my mom nak kurus. Ehek. 3 weeks amik Fibergy and Nutrimeal she lost 4 kilos. And soon after, I had my 2 cousins hooked on Fibergy and Nutrimeal. Nak kurus nya pasal tapi nak maintain healthy.

Seblom guna Sense…I guna Clinique. Then barang-barang I habis, I wanted to try Sense. Coz the supplement was so good so I wanted to give the skincare a chance. I beli Gentle Daily Cleaner and Hydrating Toner dulu. Nak test market lah kan coz muka I mcm haram je nya sensitif. Amazing ek, lepas 2 hari je guna, I dah takde jerawat baru. So on the 4th day, I beli Daytime Protective Emulsion and Night Renewal. The best ever I have used.

Memang I ngaku…tak ramai akan suka coz it’s not berbuih-buih like most cleansers. But the most important thing is…it’s not the BUIH. It’s the effect on the skin!!

So far using this 4 products and taking the supplements religiously for this past months (supplements dah 6 bulan and Sense dah  4 bulan), alhamdulillah I have seen so much improvement.

Satu je lah I nak ingatkan, skin care does come from within. So it’s best if you use Sense sekali ngan makan supplement. Takyah byk, 3 yg main dah cukup. Essentials (ada 2) and Proflavanol.

Then I found out I was pregnant. I risau jugak kot-kot Sense nie harmful to the baby. I amik semua and I tunjuk doctor. Doctor thumbs up, kata nothing harmful in Sense. I lagik lah happyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!

Till to date ek, the changes I have seen.

1. Me – dah takde pimples, skin much healthier. Rambut lebat bukan main, kuku sehat memutih lawa.

2. Nas – resdung dah mcm takde. Skang nie kena aircond pon takde bersin-bersin sampai 6-7 satu round.

3. My mom – dari takleh duduk kat lantai sebab susah nak bangun, she dah boleh duduk and bangun dengan sendirinya and TIDAK SAKIT SENDI. Before this, her cecair kat sendi-sendi semua mcm tak takde. So she akan slalu sakit-sakit lutut, siku.

4. My dad – sugar level drop from 11 to 7 in 11 days. Now sugar level 5.

5. Aunty sorang tuh – frozen shoulder, takleh angkat tangan lebih tinggi dari kelapa. Skang dah boleh main badminton. Amik Usana for 2 weeks.

The latest and most recent, yang siap buat I nangis is this one. My friend through Usana.

from Celina <xxxxxxxxx@yahoo.com>
to nirmuda@gmail.com
date Thurs, Jun 18, 2009 at 8:20 PM
subject Suffering from Lyme Disease
mailed-by yahoo.com
signed-by yahoo.com

Dear Ary,

After just exactly 10 weeks of taking Usana Essentials + Proflavanol + Coquinone + Biomega, all I can say that it’s the best RM595 that I have ever spent.

I was already in my 2nd stage of Lyme Disease and doctors said there was no hope of cure as I was nearing my 3rd stage.

Till I met you and honestly I was sceptical. I mean for 12 years no doctors medicine could cure me and there you were so briefly telling me about this 56 year old aunty who was cured of eczema. Yes indeed I didn’t want to believe.

But you never gave up on me. You never stopped asking me how I was even when I said no to Usana. Thank you so much for your efforts in checking up on me and my medical condition. Never has anyone cared for me as much as you have.

RM595 but has lasted me for this 10 weeks. It’s like spending RM8.50 a day for an illness that I have spent more than thousands to treat.

Thank you so much to you and to your husband. This is a sincere testimony from me. Please feel free to share it with anyone you want.

Usana user,
Celina Goh

To those yang tatau Lyme Disease tuh apa, it’s actually penyakit ruam kulit yang very serious it can lumpuhkan your sistem saraf pusat.

I’ll soon post more testimonials from people who have emailed me.

Nak jadi member murah je tau, RM99 only. Yang nak beli produk je pon boleh, I bagi harga member. Kalau nak cari duit lebih, jadiklah member. Kalau tak berminat nak menjual also no hal, beli sendiri and pakai sendiri lah. Tak pon utk mak ayah nenek datuk isteri suami anak pakcik makcik?